"Get to it now or I'll get to you"

I say. Feel mighty with parental powers. All those years of being on the receiving end of the "or else"s and now I am the master of my domain.

And you know what my child says?

A1: Are you threatening me, sloth?

Yes, she called me a sloth. But I couldn't be anymore proud that my 5 year old knew the proper usage of threatening. She asked me what it meant on Saturday while watching Ice Age 2 (hence why she called me sloth) and here four days later and she's using it like a pro!

I quickly slapped her and then smiled wide when I walked away, humbled by at her intelligence.

I'm kidding. I only smiled in my head. >:-p

(no, actually I am just kidding....calm down.)